• Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

slaughterhousefive:

me on my way to steal yo girl

christianmingle:

High five my tongue with your tongue

famovs:

The Best ♥

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

pants-not-included:


Happy 25th Birthday, Jack Bassam Barakat!

pants-not-included:

Happy 25th Birthday, Jack Bassam Barakat!

(Source: damnbarakat)

(Source: philipgalagher)

come-as-nirvana:

babyjaine:

“He talked about how ugly he thought he was all of the time. I remember one day he looked in a mirror and almost shed a few tears because he was so uncomfortable in his own skin. He was really insecure. This photo was one of the only ones he’s ever liked of himself. He told me he liked it because he thought he looked good. Kurt rarely looked at a photo of himself and felt he was attractive. He kept that photo in his wallet for awhile, I think. He was proud of it.” - Krist Novoselic.

Sorry but im reblogging this twice. You see, we all find Kurt Cobain perfect. But even Kurt thinks he was ugly and he was insecure. We arent the only ones who are insecure.

if he had the courage to say and admit that he’s ugly now that’s what makes him even more beautiful and special! and besides i don’t think that he’s alone in his thought i think that we all feel the same, but some just don’t show it that often.

I totally agree with you. Such a beautiful soul to ever live. He shouldn’t have died. We all truly miss this man.